friendly reminder that Harry’s birthday was the last teenage birthday in one direction
Satan is that you?
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Dear future husband,
Take note. I would say yes. This would be perfect.
Holy mother. HERE IT IS. SOMEONE ZOOM AND SHARPEN IMAGE PLEASE.
one of the many girls who re-blogged this is going to be my future wife
to the amazingly beautiful girl I’m gonna marry. If you do this. I’m gonna love you forever.
awh this is perf. c’:
literally what I want to do
My future wife better have reblogged this.